Las Vegas Stripper Poles

VSU is on Groupon AGAIN as of 8/3/2011!

Earth is an alluring enigma, balanced in the void of space upon two poles over which it sensuously spins and ineffably shimmies. Harness the power of polarity with today's Groupon to Vegas Stripper University, located at Las Vegas Stripper Poles. Choose from the following options:

• For $19, you get a 60-minute, women-only pole- and lap-dance class and interactive show (a $39.99 value).
• For $200, you get a 75-minute pole party for up to 10 women, including an interactive show (a $400 value).
• For $599, you get a two-hour private VIP pole party for up to 15 women, including a 75-minute interactive show, 45 minutes of practice and free time, and two bottles of champagne (a $1,500 value).

Vegas Stripper University's professional exotic dancers help ladies of all shapes and sizes summon their inner temptresses at group classes that include interactive shows with eye-popping instructor performances. At lessons and pole parties, aerial athletes watch instructors demonstrate pole- and lap-dancing technique, then try the moves for themselves with teacher guidance and cheers from strategically placed fireman-of-the-month calendars. Each gal shimmies around one of 16 poles, which supports her through spirals, twirls, and emotional screenings of Steel Magnolias. The lap-dancing portion of the class equips students with fun, calorie-incinerating moves to entertain that special someone without props. Once they've mastered the lesson, participants claim a stripper diploma, providing irrefutable proof of dancing prowess and conferring the authority to turn bland board-game nights into steamy soirees. Up to 10 women can participate in Vegas Stripper University's 75-minute pole party, which divides its shimmying time equally between pole- and lap-dancing instruction and demonstration. VIP partiers can gather up to 15 of girlfriends for a private event that includes a 75-minute interactive show filled with come-hither struts and sultry conga lines. VIP revelers may choose from 11 Vegas Stripper University lessons, including stiletto dance, candlelight yoga, and the happy-home project, which arms students with an arsenal of moves designed for a pole-free space, making sensual use of sofas, coffee tables, and overstuffed recliners. After the VIP lesson, fete-goers get 45 minutes of free time to bask in their new moves or shower a bride or birthday girl with gifts. Although VIP vixens may bring their own snacks and beverages, Vegas Stripper University will keep the fun flowing with two bottles of bubbly that ladies can pour into elegant flutes or sexy tubas.